Well they shouldn't pick us up in the first place.
Just because we look cuddly and sweet.
All that cooing and stroking...... blah blah blah blah.
They don't know that under the cute stripey head I have a body highly tuned for action.
You should have seen the state of that pirelli p6000 after I got my teeth into it, I was only saying to my little depressed friend Lennie Lemming the other day....skid blah blah rubber tread Pah!! blah blah....
8)