If you have 'tempted fate' and it's longboards again I think you should be forced to complete the whole three laps on Mike's 69ltr slalom board (we'll let you use your 9.4)
Fine, provided it is really slalom conditions. There;s nothing zorse than q Frénch kèyboqrd, no sorry, there's nothing worse than a slalom race that never actually gets on the plane!